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vendredi 10 septembre 2010

La recette du siècle: assez forte pour le siècle 22, mais conçue pour le 21.


Merci à un extraterrestre non-volant mais identifié de nous avoir fait connaître ce judicieux compétiteur de Ricardo, pas deux mais bien trois fois dans la même journée . C'est le genre de harcèlement qui nous plait bien...


En prime, voir la supposée fiche psychologique du patient, ci-dessous.


CASE 8936876089073-T: STEVE SUTTON

Sutton shows us how to make his patent-pending home-brewed iced tea. He then eats pieces of his neighbor’s brains that have been dipped in molten cheese, like a fondue. (This isn’t in the video…I just assume that’s what came next…)

PROFILE:
Sutton’s labored speech and awkward body language indicate that he may have already sought treatment from mental health professionals, possibly including but not limited to shock therapy and/or other experimental procedures.

The kitchen in which he makes his iced tea is organized and well-appointed, hinting that this may in fact be the kitchen of one of his victim’s, who has been hog-tied in the next room and forced to learn proper iced-tea procedure at the feet of the so-called “master.” One assumes that making this iced tea in Sutton’s own kitchen would be considerably more challenging, what with all the human femur bones and composition books filled front to back with insane gibberish lying about.

SERIAL KILLER POTENTIAL: Hillside Strangler-iffic!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Don’t drink the iced tea, man. You don’t know where that iced tea has been.